I think perhaps the toaster oven is possessed and hates me. I don't change the setting and it burns things as it pleases. Its close friend, the electric can opener finds joy in frustrating me to the point of wanting to chuck it out the window. It is possible that every appliance in my entire kitchen hates me. Thank God for Friendly Fridge. However his buddy, Idle Icemaker, remains on strike.
If you are my Facebook Friend (if you're not, please join me) you know that on Tuesday night I burned the heck out of the turkey bacon in the microwave. Looked like we were having zebra. The following night, Big Nasty Oven crispified the fish sticks for dinner, at which point my loving, cuddly, 6 year-old mooned me.
The next morning, offspring of Big Nasty Oven, Nasty Little Toaster Oven, proceeded to crisp my morning waffles. They were not blackened, mind you, only half-burnt and a bit like biting into ceramic tile. I took some pics so you could share the moment with me.
Perhaps I should have a "What Not To Do In The Kitchen" show on the Food Network?
The victims:
The culprit:
"Disasters of the kitchen" Hosted by Monica Dyben on Foon Network.. Seen week days at 8:00 O'clock eastern standard time. sounds good to me.
ReplyDeleteI quit using my toaster oven ages ago! It's stove-top cooking for me, unless I'm making pancakes or bacon, then I use an electric griddle.
ReplyDeleteThe secret to my dinner cooking success - a martini.
Found you on the Facebook single parents connection group.
Thanks for the comments guys. :) Now, if only I could make a martini...
ReplyDeleteHmm, seems your camera likes you, anyway.. and your computer. Beautiful blog, nice pics. Order takeout. If you really want to cook, I'll bring my anointing oil and we can bring those wayward appliances around thru some prayer and deliverance. Sometimes a boot (or glove) works, too! :) janine.tye
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the Priest. A good exorcism requires a Priest.
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